Look What I Can Do
I’m a dictionary poet. I use big words, you see. I’d like for it to seem as if I think big things and read.
I’m an encyclopedia pundit. I know great facts, you know. I’ll look stuff up and announce it like it’s stuff I’d known before.
I’m a fortune cookie philosopher. I ponder deeply about the world. I’ll repeat a quote an old guy said; hopefully one you’ve not already heard.